ULTRAFUN

Take care of the last remaining fragment of Planet Ky, a world obliterated long ago by the Greater Void lying within.

The Kyzt, in a last-ditch effort to tether itself to our world, formed into one Kyztling:

... Qubert.

A renowned scientist, you must help Qubert to restore the ecological balance of Planet Ky, and to eventually reconnect your species with the Intergalactic Federation.

Relax. You've got this. This is all you have to do:

• Feed your scientists some delicious and ethically-sourced Voidling cuisine!
• Channel your progress into the psychic relay, a natural and vaguely tree-like organism growing within the Ky Fragment.
• Make friends with your Kyztlings. To be clear, this is not a multiplayer game. I am talking about virtual friends.
• Realize that this game challenges you beyond the limits of any lesser game. Are you gamer enough to attain GAMER VALHALLA?.

That's right.

If you download and play this game, I will personally send you to GAMER VALHALLA. I'm the developer and I am allowed to send you there. Buckle up, because you're going to be sent there at an extremely high velocity. Wear a helmet.